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Unhappy Hour: 9 Ways Pop Culture Gave Us a Reason to Drink on June 2

By Kelsea Stahler, Hollywood.com Staff

Welcome back to another edition of Unhappy Hour, pop culture fiends! Can you believe we have to wait until July 4 for another summer holiday? That's an entire month between us and another national day of grilling. Plus, we have to deal with these unfortunate truths from the world of pop culture. It's enough to make a person turn towards a tall frosty beer or a delicious strawberry daiquiri. Hey, how else are we supposed to endure these hardships?

A Few Coronitas With a Side of GuacPics From Selena Gomez's New Movie Made Us a Little UncomfortableWe knew Selena Gomez would grow up, and that with older age comes the era of experimentation, but this is beyond what we were prepared for. Her girls-gone-criminally-wild flick, Spring Breakers, just released photos of Gomez and her pals getting into some R-rated trouble, including hanging out with James Franco, a cop car, and a gun. Our poor, naive eyes!

January Jones Didn't Enjoy Fat Betty As Much as We DidWe may have yapped and yapped after Mad Men introduced us to Fat Betty, the former Mrs. Don Draper with a little extra cushion and a knack for midnight snacking, but the actress who plays her wasn't so chipper. Shocking.

Celebrities Always Look Hotter Than You, Even in Hospital BedsDear celebs, stop taking glamorous hospital instagrams. We get it. You're fabulous and we can't keep up. We are not amused.

That Twilight-Hunger Games Crossover You Were Praying For Isn't HappeningOMG Robert Pattinson is going to be in The Hunger Games?! Well, apparently nobody told him that.

Mango Daiquiri With a Twisty StrawThat Digital Short Explosion Was Andy Samberg's Last Hurrah on SNLBut we didn't even know we were supposed to be sad about it! Damn you, Lorne Michaels!

Snooki Won't Stop Wearing Dangerous Footwear. Pregnancy, Schmegnancy.Snooki vowed getting knocked up wouldn't keep her out of towering stilettos. And we'd feel much better about that if she didn't have trouble staying upright in them.

Whiskey Sour, Hold the Maraschino CherryRonnie From Jersey Shore Fancies Himself the New LMFAO While it's apparently in every reality contract ever written that ""stars"" have to produce pop singles so bad they could be used as interrogation torture, it's the one rule we wish they'd all ignore. PLEASE.

One of Our Favorite Lost Stars Just Ruined Another Lost Star For UsWhich is exactly what Charles Widmore would have wanted.

Lifetime Made Kim Kardashian a Relationship ExpertThat's like asking Donald Duck to teach anger management. What have you done, Lifetime?

What do you think was the most despicable pop culture story this week? Sound off in the comments!

Follow Kelsea on Twitter @KelseaStahler.

[Image: Division Films]

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