Random Photo Story: "Seeds"

Posted by Terry Stevens on

I'm going to try something different in my blog today.  I went to Creative Commons and picked a random photo.  Then I wrote a short piece based on that photo.  Today's "Random Photo Story" is fictional:

PHOTO BY VERY QUIET

SEEDS

by Terry Stevens

URK!  HRK!  HORK!  PA-TOOEY!

Ugh.  Thought I'd never get rid of that one.  So thaaaaaaat's six.  Yup.  6 oranges.

Let that be a lesson to you kids.  Never swallow orange seeds, or you'll end up just like me.  Some poor schmuck with a citrus tree permanently bonded to his stomach lining.

Thank God I always remembered to spit out watermelon seeds...

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