I'm going to try something different in my blog today. I went to Creative Commons and picked a random photo. Then I wrote a short piece based on that photo. Today's "Random Photo Story" is fictional:
by Terry Stevens
URK! HRK! HORK! PA-TOOEY!
Ugh. Thought I'd never get rid of that one. So thaaaaaaat's six. Yup. 6 oranges.
Let that be a lesson to you kids. Never swallow orange seeds, or you'll end up just like me. Some poor schmuck with a citrus tree permanently bonded to his stomach lining.
Thank God I always remembered to spit out watermelon seeds...