My one o' clock showed up at 2.

He didn't what to do.

The man had an ad that was really quite bad, and he showed it to you know who.

I said, "Relax ol' chap.

True, your commercial is crap.

Just leave it to me, and you'll soon see, the selling of a better mousetrap."

So away I went to Word

For the polishing of a turd

And soon he had copy that was far less sloppy, and sang like a marketing bird.

And now, to you I turn

More money you wish to earn?

Bring your ad to me, I'll fix it for free, and soon you'll have money to burn.

Fin

Most of my poetry ends up on the walls of places like this.

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Seriously, if you need another perspective on your advertising, my associates and I are happy to lend an eyeball/ear/spleen.  Call 842-1672.

Be Cool,

TS