CROWD:  HOW COLD IS IT?

It's SO cold in John and I's office that...

Chris Carson puts on an insulated bandanna when he visits!

My Shania Twain poster covers her midriff!

I tried to catch the swine flu so I could get a fever!

My coffee keeps turning into a Slushie!

I changed the radio over to a talk station just to get some hot air!

Al Gore came in and personally apologized for being off about global warming!

News Channel 7's Mike Breunling just issued a wind chill advisory for my desk!

I dropped a piece of paper and it broke!

I started committing sins just to get a little closer to Hades!

Joe Cassady came in to moon me (he's weird like that) and decided to draw a picture of his butt for me instead!

I had soup for lunch and chipped my tooth!

K-tech came in to clean and just defrosted the place instead!

The county coronor stopped by to see if we had room for a couple stiffs!

A soldier just back from Afghanistan stopped in to visit, and said "*#$&, it's COLD in here!"

I had to put snow chains on the wheels of my desk chair!

Vanessa Ryan just sprayed some water on her head and hung out in our office to save money on hairspray!

Instead of yelling "Freeze!", the police just send perps to John and I's office!

I had to put a ski mask on my Facebook or it would get frostbite!

I thought I had a rock in my shoe, but it ended up being one of my toes!

The Humane Society called to see if we wanted to adopt a penguin!

I went to check my blood glucose and squeezed a bloodsicle out of my finger!

I bit into a York Peppermint Patty in the hopes that I'd be magically transported to the top of Mt. Everest!

My sneezes now qualify as projectile weapons!  (Ewwwwwwww).

Your TTPK Clue for last night is:  "stripes".

Your Blog Keyword is "schtick".  It's good for 250 WDEZ Club Points until 1700 on 12/4/09.

I'm going to go buy a Snuggie now.

Be Cool,

TS