*BEST FIREWORK NAMES FOR 2012. 

1. 10,000 Degree Sunburn

2. Dragon Farts

3. What No Beer?

4 The Roof is On Fire

5. Martinis at 11

6. Fan Blastic

7. Echo from Hell

8. A Very Dear Man

9. Monkees Violate the Heaven Palace

10. Fertile Homestead

11. Ass Kickin' Mule Hoof Crackers

12. Neighbor Annoyer

13. Financiers' Choice

14. Newton's Nightmare

15. Atomic Afterglow

16. Gimmie Shimmy

17. Nada Zip Zilch

18. Edge of Madness

19. Naughty Elephant

20. Moonshine Cocktail

21. Get Into the Movies

22. Glimmer Glamour

23. Attitude Adjustment

24. Hillbilly Heaven

25. Flip Flop Fly

26. Enchanted Urn

27. Hicktown Heaven

28. Grizzly Growler

29. Make It a Double

30. J.A.S.F. ( Just Another Stinking Fountain)

31. Insanamania

32. Larry

33. Mad Cow Capers

34. Kaleidescope Kandle

35. James Bomb

36. Illegal as Hell

37. Gold Diggin' Blonde

38. Enough Said

39. Fast and Loose

40. BAMboozle

41. Blue Me Up

42. Bomb Voyage

43. Foreign Policy Maker

44. Cats in the Cupboard

45. General Custer's Last Atano

46. Hoot and Holler

47. Sizzle Drizzle

48. Ritzy Glitzy Blue

49. Lie, Cheat and Steal

50. Wacko

51. Wailing Jenny

52. Shagadelic Mojo

53. Behind The Barn (Country Style)

54. So #*@! Good

55. Loud Little Sucka

56. Crackling Balls

57. Shock It To Me

58. So What Are You Look'n At

59. Crackle Jackle

60. Sippin' Sunday

61. Cold War Ethics

62. Chemical Romance

63. Run Like Hell

64. Serial Killer

65. Pyro Gyro

66. Craizy Daizy

67. Chirping Oriole

68. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

69. Burn Baby Burn

70. Surprise Surprise

71. Stimulus Package

72. Tabloid Rumors

73. Squealing Pig

74. That is Your Problem

75. Wake the Neighbors

76. Warlord of the Rings

77. Weeble Wobble Bobble

78. Fatal Error

79. Blue Rush

80. Creole Crackle

81. Cruel Mistress

82. Crush Hour

83. Deadman's Party

84. Twitter Glitter

85. Refiners Fire

86. One Bad Mother-in-Law

87. Coco Loco

88. Redneck Rowdy

89. Parrot's Prattle

90. Toot and Twirl

91. Pyroholics Anonymous

92. Raging Rottweilers

93. Nightmare on Your Street

94. Plumber's CRACKle

95. Requiem for a Scream

96. Sphincter Splitter

97. Palms Away

98. Nukes of Hazard

99. Oh My Pretty

100. On Dark and Stormy Nights 

*WHICH OF THESE IS YOUR FAVORITE?