5/17/11

So people say it's one of the most beautiful experience in nature, but in reality there's nothing beautiful about it. Or at least not much.

You know how when you first start dating a guy he's convinced you don't fart or poop. Well in my house the "females don't fart" myth lived on in my house until about 3 months ago. Once you get pregnant there are no more mysteries.

Gas becomes a common problem. Constipation and diarrhea are hot topics at every doctors appointment. I have more zits than I did at 15. It's really not pretty at all.

Vomiting is a problem I've been lucky enough to avoid, but another disgusting side effect of the miracle of life.

If I had trouble growing nails in the past I'd be really excited, because these prenatal vitamins make them grow like crazy, but I've always had nice nails so for me it's kind of annoying that I have to trim them and file them all the time. My hair has been great thanks to the vitamins so I guess there are two beauty pluses.

I'm sure as I move along I'll have more not so pretty stuff to share with you and I will be happy to do so. And feel free to share your stories with me.