12/16/09

Celebrity Hookups of 2009:

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner though neither has really admitted it yet.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and costar on Ghost Whisperer Jamie Kennedy.

Lee Ann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian (CSI Miami). These two hooked up while they were both married and since have both split from their spouses. Eddie's wife took it so well she proudly slashed the tires on his Motorcycle.

And that leads us to the Celebrity Breakups of 2009:

They haven't officially called it quits yet, but Elin says she and Tiger are going to separate after the holidays since he hooked up with every cocktail waitress he ever met!

Jessica Simpson is back on the hook up list with Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins after her big split with Cowboys Quarterback and WI native Tony Romo.

The most tiresome of all the celebrity breakups is that of Jon and Kate from TLC's Jon and Kate Plus 8. We can put Jon on the list a second time because now he's back in splitsville after Hailey Glassman got tired of putting up with his crap.

Do I need to remind you of Rihanna and Chris Brown? They've both gone public recently with their sides of the story from the night Chris beat Rihanna up. That split was mostly self preservation she admitted shortly after that she was still in love with him. 

Then the most hard to follow relationships of the year award goes to Jennifer Aniston. Jen and John Mayer together then split then back together then split and Jen hooks up with costar Gerard Butler then they split and Jen is spotted with Bradley Cooper who claims their just friends. Then Jen goes back to John for a third time and now they've split again I guess from John's recent statement, "Yeah, I'm a little freaked out about dating. So, I'm just going to let time pass and just do my thing."

The only couple that breaks up and gets back together more than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

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