You know you are addicted to the Internet when ...
Your wife or significant other drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your pet has its own home page.
You can't call your mother ... she doesn't have a modem.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You buy a deluxe chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Windows 7 or higher.”
The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage ... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
Here’s one for the kids … You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.
Life is supposed to be FUN! http://wdez.com/blogs/cassacopia/