Big game on Saturday! I thought we should share some jokes in honor of the game...
Q: What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
A: Neither has a title!
Q: What's the smallest room in the Metrodome?
A: The Minnesota Vikings trophy room!
Q. How are the Vikings like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: If you have a car containing a Vikings wide receiver, a Vikings linebacker, and a Vikings defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
And here is a little somthing to get you ready for the game...