A new poll across seven English-speaking countries has chosen Toad Suck, Arkansas, as having the "most unfortunate" town name in the U.S. 

Here are some runners up in different categories...

Miscellaneous crazy town names
Cut and Shoot, Texas
Jot 'Em Down, Texas
Rough And Ready, California
Spunky Puddle, Ohio
Mormon Bar, California
Nimrod, Minnesota
Scrabble, West Virginia
Yazoo City, Mississippi

And a partridge in a pear tree
Christmas, Florida
Christmasville, Tennessee
Santa, Idaho
Eggnog, Utah
Tannenbaum, Arkansas


Mmmmmmm -- I'm hungry!
Sandwich, Massachusetts
Cookietown, Oklahoma
Bacon, Delaware
Cheeseville, Wisconsin
Cranberry Marsh, Wisconsin
Ding Dong, Texas
Oatmeal, Texas
Two Egg, Florida
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Yum Yum, Tennessee

Quiet down out there!
Yell, Tennessee
Loudville, Massachusetts
Hoop and Holler, Texas

Uh, I think I'll pass
Boring, Oregon
Crapo, Maryland
Dull, Ohio
Shacktown, North Carolina

Get your mind out of the gutter!
Hooker, Oklahoma
Horneytown, North Carolina
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Fanny, West Virginia
Butts, Georgia
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Conception, Missouri

You do what to toads?
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Lizard Lick, North Carolina
Frogtown, Illinois

Get the bug spray
Mosquitoville, Vermont
Flea Valley, California
Roach, Nevada
Grasshopper Junction, Arizona
Spiderweb, South Carolina

Because I said so!
Why, Arizona
Whynot, Mississippi
Whynot, North Carolina
Ynot, Montana

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