Can you believe we weren't even served peanuts??? - Bry
Mosinee, WI – This morning at Central Wisconsin Airport in Mosinee, local radio personalities, Bryan Scott and Nikki Montgomery of 101.9 WDEZ, began a whirlwind tour in support of their campaign to be elected Central Wisconsin’s Number One Morning Show, despite the fact that no such elected office actually exists.
A Midwest Daily Tribune Reporter was on scene as Scott and Montgomery’s official campaign jet, “On-Air Force One”, left CWA at 9:15am, and promptly returned to the tarmac at 9:25am.
According to Fight Captain Dan Smith, “It was a nightmare. A complete [expletive] nightmare. The big guy, what’s his name, Scott? Yeah. My head flight attendant buzzed me in the cockpit to tell me that he was running up and down the aisle making airplane noises. I swear, he was like some 5 year old who had never been on a plane before.”
Head Flight Attendant, Stephanie Rielly, corroborated Captain Smith’s account. “Worst…passengers…ever. That Scott guy refused to take his seat, and that Montgomery lady wouldn’t turn her cell phone off.”
Captain Smith continued, “As soon as I found out that Nikki told Steph, ‘Touch my phone and I’ll cut you [expletive]’, I decided it was time to land the plane.”
When asked to comment on the flight crew’s allegations, Montgomery replied, “Hey bub, we have freedom of speech in this country. You’ll get my phone when you pry it out of my cold, dead…Ha! Look at what Blake Shelton just Tweeted!”
When asked for his comment on the same allegations, Scott responded, “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” and proceeded to run around with his arms outstretched, shouting “I’m an airplane! I’m an airplane!”
Upon learning that TSA Investigators were coming to investigate the incident, Scott and Montgomery promptly left the scene in their campaign limousine, dubbed “The Super-Awesome-Mobile Force Two Machine”
It was later confirmed that Scott had never been on a plane before.