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Christmas Jokes - Part 1

by Joe Cassady

The holiday season is a great time to have fun and share good times with friends and family. We can extend that good cheer to our co-workers, too. Sometimes, we may take the holiday season a bit too seriously. Maybe that is due to the hustle and bustle. Relax, enjoy this holiday season. Laugh and have fun. Be a kid again. After all, that's a big part of Christmas.

Share the gift of humor this holiday season. I have compiled a few riddles and jokes to get you started.

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

A: Missile-toe!

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Poll.

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

A: Fleece Navidad!

I will be sharing more of these with you throughout the holiday season.

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