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A Word of Caution: Don't Confuse the Tube of Super Glue With Lip Balm

by Kelly Meyer

A New Zealand woman recently discovered the importance of storing her super glue far away from her lip balm.  According to Stuff.co.nz, police got a call earlier this week from a frightened woman who could only grunt.  The cops worried the caller was being held captive, but when they arrived at her house they discovered she had simply super-glued her lips together.  Once the 64-year-old had her lips un-glued at a local hospital, she explained that she had mistakenly grabbed the wrong tube when she woke up in the middle of the night.  

Story courtesy of Metrosource News