Tensions run high in the Christmas Combat Area. After days of intense, nog-soaked competition, two of Christmas villainy's most villainous villains will step into the ring to answer this question:
WHO IS THE BADDEST CHRISTMAS BADDIE OF ALL TIME?
For The Bumble, this is all about revenge. Betrayed by his animal instincts and outwitted by The Grinch in an earlier round, he has sworn not to give the Green One a second opportunity to exploit his ravenous appetite as a weakness. Plus, he totally ate a big meal before the fight.
For The Grinch, this is all about sealing the deal. So far, the Green One has beaten a dictator, a concept, and the very beast he faces tonight to make it to the finals. All he has to do now is beat The Bumble one more time to complete the streak and win the entire tournament.
The competitors enter the squared circle. The bell rings and quicker than you can blink, The Bumble charges over to The Grinch and devours him in one mighty chomp leaving nothing but a single too-tight shoe behind.
The crowd is shocked as The Bumble raises his paws and howls in victory!
No, wait. That's not victory. That's pain.
The Bumble lowers his paws to his abdomen as doubles over as his taste buds and stomach send the following signals too his brain:
"Hey Bumble-buddy. Your stomach and tongue were just realizing that you ate something that tastes like a combination of a bad banana with a greasy black peel, a brain full of spiders, a soul with garlic, a heart full of unwashed socks, a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich wiht arsenic sauce. Bottom line, whatever you just ate stinks, stanks, stunks. Also, you're going to throw up...right...about...NOW!"
The Grinch reappears in the ring in the most disgusting manner you can imagine. The Bumble cannot hold onto the contents of his stomach long enough to continue the match much less remain concious. The Bumble hits the mat and The Grinch hits the showers before he heads off to rob Who-Ville blind!
|214||64.5%||60.4%||66.1%||The Grinch (from How The Grinch Stole Christmas!)|
|118||35.5%||39.6%||33.9%||The Bumble (from "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")|
WINNER: The Grinch by KO.
Thanks to everyone who participated in this. I hope you had as much fun playing this game as I did. My co-workers, family and I had downright serious discussions about who would win in each round of the competition. As soon as I realized that The Grinch = Batman + The Incredible Hulk, I felt that his victory was assured.
Hope you had a great Christmas!
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