Bryan and Nikki

  • Jessica Simpson is having a boy!

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

    Jessica Simpson reveals on Jimmy Kimmel that she's having a boy in the most hilarious way!

    In the interview she adds, "I can't believe I did that; that was not planned. I just did it so crude, too; that was awful. I'm talking about wieners."

    Kimmel asked about her wedding plans and she said, "I keep planning on getting married, but I keep getting knocked up. It's just one of those things." 

  • WORST IDEA EVER!!

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

    This is the worst idea ever! Please don't do this!!

    Apparently the knife song became popular in 2011 so there are many videos of stupid young people doing this all over YouTube.

    This is a 16 year old Norwegian girl, Hanna Fylling Ellingseter:

  • We <3 Kid President

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

    Have you seen the Kid President videos on YouTube/SoulPancake? If you haven't you need to take the time to check him out. 

    This adorable kid, Robbie AKA Robster, makes these videos with his brother in law to try to make the "world more awesome". These videos are sure to make you smile and get up and dance!

    Here's a peek behind the scenes of Kid President:

    This "Pep Talk" video has over 12 million views and counting! This video is not only inspirational, it is brilliantly creative! Please enjoy.

    Love song video:

  • HMMM

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

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  • I want to become an Illegal

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

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    Forwarded email: Letter from Iowan to representative. Hilarious!


    On Becoming Illegal. You'll love this! FORMS ARE GOING FAST-SIGN UP TODAY! Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident sent to his senator,) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone(202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2008 and 2009. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ) Donald Ruppert Burlington , IA Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service at1-800-289-1040 (Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.)
  • Meet St. Jude Patient Jonathan

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

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    Lets get Jonathan on that playground, call right now and become a partner in hope 800-399-5946. 

    You only have until 7pm tonight to make a huge difference in a child's life. 

  • Meet St. Jude Patient Grace

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

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    Help Grace get back on the beam today! There is no tomorrow you only have until 7pm today to call and become a partner in hope, call now 800-399-5946.

  • Meet St. Jude Patient Phoebe

    Posted by Nikki Montgomery

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    Keep Phoebe's daddy's dreams alive by becoming a Partner in Hope during our 12th annual Country Cares for St. Jude Kids radiothon live from Trigs through 7pm tomorrow (2/22/13) 800-399-5946.